Might this be like an Invasion of Body Snatchers?


This, people, is what you get when you get to know the people in charge of InTouch.

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I am the little red rooster
Too lazy to crow for day
I am the little red rooster
Too lazy to crow for day

Keep everything in the farmyard
Upset in every way.

Little Red Rooster, written by Willie Dixon, but immortalised by Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones (and many others too).

I have to ‘fess up and get it all out in the open for everyone to see. We are a weird and shameful family who practice strange rituals, cling to arcane beliefs and have unnatural relationships with farmyard animals.

chicken whisperer2 The Chicken Whisperer has a special handbag in which to keep her fowl things.

For instance we have a Chicken Whisperer. The earthly form of this being is my wife Heidi. Apart from goats, dogs, horses and cats which I will not elaborate on in this blog, she has developed (and enjoys nogal) a special relationship…

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